Kiss♡My Keyblade
me: Oh what the fuck
friend: what happened?
me: this scenario I created in my head got intense

geekerrific:

cyberteeth:

Chimamamda Ngozi Adiche, We Should All Be Feminists

The most powerful thing anyone has ever said to me: “You deserve to take up space.” 

fineas-and-pherb:

Best backstory. (x)

cloudy-dreamers:

Resting your head on the bus window, despite the vibrations causing mild concussion

So I’m watching Criminal Minds…

mynameisdavid23:

mynameisdavid23:

mynameisdavid23:

mynameisdavid23:

And I see

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Wait, is that…?

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It fucking is!

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She did it. Calling it now.

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Oh, you’re playing a victim?

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I don’t believe you.

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Don’t trust that bitch.

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I

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FUCKING

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KNEW IT!!

UPDATE

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NOOO!! GARTH!!! BABY, WHY?!?!

Update 2

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Yo what’s up Satan? How’s police work going for you?

Update 3

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Samuel Campbell’s face after shooting the bitch that cut him off.

Guy’s got some serious anger problems.

vegraptor:

colonelswag:

i don’t know why i laughed so hard but

buT NO THATS LITERALLY ESSENTIALLY WHAT HE DID

vegraptor:

colonelswag:

i don’t know why i laughed so hard but

buT NO THATS LITERALLY ESSENTIALLY WHAT HE DID

vinegod:

Help don’t come to the hood by Klarity

My favorite Disney princess is Elizabeth Swann because rather than becoming a princess, she was like “nah, fuck that” and became a king instead.

cassbones:

carry-on-my-otp:

hangthecode:

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a fucking pirate king at that

And it’s awesome because she started as this fucking proper Lady who was expected to marry a wealthy and accomplished, but one she did not love, but instead fell for the blacksmith and became a pirate, fucking shit up and taking names.

And she rocked every fucking second of her story, from Lady to Pirate King.